Ive Created The Worlds Trashiest Airline

 

So did you know that the Boeing website has a ‘design your own 747’ feature?  Its amazing let me tell you!  And have I abused it and formed an ungodly plane that may as well being a flying gay cruise?  Of of course.

I proudly present Rave Airways newest Boeing 747-8

 

 

Oh yea…. isn’t she beautiful? I know she is…you don’t have to say it!

Rave Airways will fly in a 3 class configuration.  The lowest economy product being;

In Oral Class, guests will fly in a spacious 3-3-3 configuration.  Offering the most space of any 747 economy class.  This will offer our guests more space…to… um… “move” about the cabin.  Bathrooms has been made larger in order to satisfy our guests need to join the mile high club.  In the Oral Class amenity kit, condoms and lubricant will be offered, as well as toothbrush, earplugs, and a postcard.

Our Oral Class flight attendants will be old haggard trannies.  Their age and wisdom will benefit all customers seated in Oral Class.

 

Our business product will be known as;

 

Penetration Class will be our full-service business class product offering lie-flat seating,

 

Full-service doesn’t end with your seat either.  Male go-go dancers will serve as your friendly flight attendants and provide the in-flight entertainment.

Oh yeah, you see those pink stars on the engines?  YOU SOOOOOO KNOW YOURE DYING TO BE IN THAT PLANE 

Our upper deck on the 747-8 will be reserved only for our first class product;

 

Yes, feel the luxury and prestige that can only be felt while experiencing double penetration class.   An open suite layout, fully stocked bar, luxury 4 course meal service, all concluded with your inflight feature presentation, Evita.  Followed by an encore presentation of Evita.

Your flight attendant will be none other than Cher herself, dressed in one of her full-blown crazy people ensembles.

 

Thats right! Can you feel the exuberance of flying with us?  It will be an absolute ORGY for the senses, i guarantee it.

 

We at Rave Airways look forward to being able to service your every need.  NO matter how small…or large your needs may be!